"No one in Seattle carries an umbrella! They just all walk around soaking wet!!
You know how you can tell who the out of towners are? THEY HAVE UMBRELLAS!!"
He makes me laugh.
And, he's so right.
EDIT TO SAY:
Mel, No he did not see any banana slugs.
(Actually he said "uhh, I don't think so?" which is obviously a NO, because you would remember if you saw one!)
And EW at you for bringing them up!